Lonely guinea pig

Alice in wonderland

lonelyguineapig — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:12:15 +0000

Seriously sweet shit

Three Wolf Moon “Official” T-Shirt

lonelyguineapig — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:24:30 +0000

Customer Reviews:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

So I’m looking for threads that say, “Hey baby…I’m real boss!” when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major…but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my “No Fat Chicks” shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

This product rocks harder than Slash shredding a guitar solo to “Sweet Child ‘O Mine” on top of a zeppelin in the middle of an epic thunderstorm.

Post-it art

lonelyguineapig — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:49:17 +0000

Thievery in brought daylight

lonelyguineapig — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:14:04 +0000

Only in India

lonelyguineapig — Sat, 23 May 2009 14:08:45 +0000

The Foundry’s Anti-discrimination Ad

lonelyguineapig — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:23:42 +0000

This segment of The Gruen Transfer was scheduled to appear on the ABC-TV program on May 13, 2009. It was not approved for broadcast by the ABC.

Watch the ad here

Could be the best music video ever

lonelyguineapig — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:27:52 +0000

Beautiful

lonelyguineapig — Fri, 01 May 2009 07:41:11 +0000

Ad for danish amusement park, payoff “Only the toughest ones dare”

Black and white furniture

lonelyguineapig — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:32:58 +0000

Carol beer – Little britain

lonelyguineapig — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:35:13 +0000

Computer says nooo